Day 23 - dude where is my wife?

Gone girl

(Careful for spoilers)

So we all have one couple in mind that is "the perfect couple." Whether they are real or fictional. We hvlave this idea of what a perfect couple should be.

They should have fun together. Be fun to be around with other people. And show their love for each other. Well sometimes you get 2 out of 3 and even wrose 1 of 3. The 1 of 3 get divorced. The 2 of 3 could get divored.

Now im not saying that couple are required to be these 3 things but they do need to feel themselves amd when they are around others that they are happy.

Why am I giving this lecture on relationships when ive never been in one? Well to understand why the events of gone girl. Could happen we have to know why people get divorced.

Oh and the fact that scum bags be scumbags. That is important too. And to take the words of phillp defranco. (Bitches!).

The start of the movie starts with ben afflack and his sister. But their relationship isnt thay of a bro and sis. I thought she was the wife or an ex-wife.
He takes so time to discuss why his marriage sucks and what it used to be. Idk about you guys but at this point im thinking he had an okay marriage but its basis was that they were physically attracted. Thats about. Heck when they first meet ben afflacks deters her from other men by pointing out phyiscal flaws.
And it worked! Seriously ladies if a guy is judgy of other men he may have nothing else to say. Or he is nervous.

Annnnnny waysm ben comes back to his house where he finds ....nothing. no one is there but he does find a torn up house. At this point the story goes into a frantic search for her and what she may do.

There is one detail I left out. every anniversary she sets her husband on a quest for his anniversary gift. This year it was something made of wood.

So for the first 1.5hr he is seaeching for clues to his anniversary and her daily actions. When he finds the last clue he is puzzled....

Here we cut to the wife who has not died and has not been kidnapped but instead has run. But has framed her husband becuz he cheated on her.

Idk about you but (bitches!) @phillipdefranco.

Who frames their husband and possible put him to death just becuz he cheated. Get a divorce and make him poor. But whatever. Skipping to the end she meets with her ex bpyfriend played by the great .n.p.h of neil patrick harris. And frames him as her raper and kidnapper. When she returns to ben the first words from his mouth are "you fucking bitch." Now these two scumbags are faking a happy marriage becuz they are famous. And arr havjng a baby. I didnt catch if it was bens but he feels the need to be stuck with her becuz of the kid. The sister wants him to leave. But they keep up the charade.

Throughout this movie I didnt know who to rute for. The cheating husband or the sinical wife. So I ruted for the cat becuz that thing did nothing wrong!

Final veridict: 8/10. I liked it. And am going to rewatch it to see what I missed. The conclusion wasnt to good for me but I was distracted for the last part of the movie...